Smells Like Crazy To Me
I have learned that the machine I spoke of in the last post was none other than the perpetually mocked E-Meter, shown in use here by Swordfish himself, and the mother of Michael Jackson’s first wife. They claim it can help users "see thoughts". Sillies. Only high quality acid can do that. It doesn’t help matters that it bears a kissing cousin’s resemblance to the pictures of medical quack devices from the 18th century I always used to see in Health class. But don’t rush to judgment , for Travolta says - "I also take a machine with me with I’m on location. It’s a religious device and I enjoy it. I’m always totally refreshed by it." Refreshed? Refreshed is what you feel after downing a Shasta, not the feeling religion gives you.* Well, anyway, check out this site for more "wacky" details about the career-killing cult’s favorite boondoggle.
*the appropriate feelings being never-ending guilt and shame.
