“The Gathering of Loose Ends In A Bucket….”
….with a shoestring budget, every man’s got a field to plow (I know that now)." *
Since I haven’t touched this shit in a month, might as well just cut and paste other people’s creativity to fill the void. But hey - parasitic mooching is what made the internets what they are today, right?
Those of you on MySpace (shudder) have already seen this, but it warrants further dissemination:
The Shining trailer recut as a romantic dramedy.
Creepy, but damn fine FX of "altered" plants:
Cool as shit. More of their amazing, photo-realistic stuff here.
And finally, one just for the NCSA grads. I can’t take credit for finding this, but oh my god am I glad someone did.
"How do you solve a problem like Marie?"
As for the moral quandry of the above I’ve spoken to several professional ethicists, including Dale Pollock and Deepak Chopra, and they’ve assured me I’m in the clear. Apparently, once you throw them titties online, you’re fair game. Besides, this shit is gonna spread like wildfire with or without me.
* First one to identify that quote wins tickets to Supertramp.**
** And the first one to name that reference wins tickets to Dashboard Confessional. Jesus, can I think in anything but pop-culture references? Damn this post-Tarantino, postmodern hall of mirrors!
